Farm 3/ Predators 3

The predators are gaining ground fast. We had another chicken killed the day after the first two. I have been going out at dark and again at 0200 armed with pistol and spotlight. I need more light than a flashlight, 400k lumens of brightness. I have not seen the raccoon since the first night I shot at it. Unfortunately, Mr Rainman and Gingerman have both spotted a raccoon but have been unable to get a shot off as they were unarmed. So everyone is starting to pack all of the time now so they can snag a predator.

Friday evening the Gingerman missed out on an opportunity to shoot at a coyote because he was unarmed. We had a cow die and he went up with the pallet forks mounted on the Kubota to remove it from the field and place it on the bone pile. It was one of our original heifers, so she was 15 years old. Unknown cause of death, but she had just been walking around earlier that morning. Luckily, Gingerman got to her before she popped. It has been very warm and they bloat up pretty fast and opening up that will make a very odiferous mess. I expect the vultures to show up in a couple of days. They fly up from the reservoir and can eat on that carcass for over a week. We might even get an eagle or two scavenging. The eagles will chase off the vultures, they chase off everything! No one wants to mess with a bird that is that big. We have not lost any sheep that we know of so far.

I did tear apart the John Deere driveline this week. I was convinced it was the U joints on the driveline. Surprisingly they made it really easy to remove. Pop the snap ring off, drive out the shearable pin then drive the shaft toward the back wheels. The back end slides along splines and then once the front is off you just drive the shaft off the rear splines. Nope, once the thing was off the U joints have zero slop in them. I think it is the rear spline attachment getting sloppy because the rubber guards have been missing and this allows grass to wrap around the U joints and drive shaft. I dug out all of the dirt in the rear cavity and installed both U joint guards, rubber sleeves. I need to order some more parts so I can fix it. I have started a new shopping list with each piece of equipment a category and then just list the part I need under that category. This way when I get around to ordering parts I don’t forget something.

Gingerman took out the radiator on the 1957 truck and is getting it repaired. Once it is repaired then we can drive the truck in to the brake shop and they can finish adjusting the brakes. The drums and pads will need to be inspected. Once that is done I will need to work on a 12 inch rail going around the truck bed to hold in the dirt and or rocks that we put in the dump bed. They have to be attached to the bed so when you engage the dump bed you don’t throw off the racks every time.

Farm 3/ Predators 2

There tends to be an optimism that persists whenever you are talking about predator control. Maybe it’s hope, maybe it’s bragging rights but whatever it is it does happen. I have had to decrease the farm score this year as last night a raccoon killed two chickens. It was most likely the same raccoon I saw at 0200 when I took the puppy outside to potty. I was of course in a robe and slippers without any glasses on. No way it was a cat as it jumped out of the large wild rose bush and proceeded to run down the creek and under the fence and then down the creek. It was very noisy. I was ignoring it until Mr Rainman sent me pictures of two dead chickens today with a third one injured. If the stupid chickens would go inside the coop this would not happen.

So now I am going to have to go out, check on the chickens and then just stand around looking for frogs to see who can out wait whom. A classic game of prey vs predator.

Since the farm is ahead of the predators I decided I had better be proactive tonight and make sure all of the chickens went into the coop before the automatic chicken door closed. All of the chickens were inside and the only animal I spotted was the grey barn kitty down by the creek. I was standing by the coop looking into the back creek with my spotlight trying to find the noisy frog that I know was right in front of me when a damn raccoon jumped out of the bush next to the chicken coop. It was running over the overhead soon to be roof supports. I had my trusty suppressed 22 pistol and started flinging lead into the sky. I for sure hit it at least once if not twice. By the time I got around the coop and into the ram pasture it was running toward the barn. I am a firm believer in more lead matters, so I continued to fling it. I managed to get off nine rounds and had to search the barn. I was unable to find the raccoon in the barn. Annmarie thinks it is living over the tack room during the day.

Mr Rainman came out today and repaired the sickle mower for the Kubota tractor. Later he went out and finished cutting field one. I think there is about three acres left to process in that field. I really need to focus on repairing the u joints on the John Deere tractor tomorrow. I had to dig out some grass on the driveline on Sunday and the U joints are bad! I have all the parts to repair it but have not taken the time to actually do it.

We had to take a break today to unload the antiques we won at an auction. One of the local antique stores in Pendleton was having multiple clearance online auctions and today was pickup day. I had to make two trips with the pickup to get everything. Now I will need to wash and polish everything up. We are going to rearrange our living room and Annmarie’s office to fit the new furniture. We are actually going to get rid of three items and replace them with three new ones! I scrubbed the bronze book ends and small brass sculpture tonight. Plus, I managed to score some more old marbles!

Predators 15/Farm 5

Mr Rainman came out early in the week and did a bunch of cleanup on the farm. It seems like we are always doing a lot of cleanup in the fall. This is probably directly related to how many projects I try and finish in the summer and just move on to the next thing without completing the first project. He went down into the root cellar and cleaned it up. I had made quite the mess when I wired the old house. I have a tendency to just throw my trash down on the ground. Especially if I am up in the air and have to climb up on a ladder or platform to work. There is no light down in the root cellar. I need to wire in an outlet and switch. I may be able to buy a light with a wireless controller, if I can then I only need to wire in an outlet. A light would be a great help when I am down here digging around for something. I really need to dump out all the canned food from the last 50 years. Honestly, I am afraid that there may actually be some botulism in one of these jars. Which means I will need to wear rubber gloves and bury the food when its emptied and then dip the jars into bleach water. This is a not priority kinda thing which is why there are a couple of hundred jars on shelves full of various foodstuffs still in the root cellar.

The puppy, Chance, has finally started to settle down and listen to us. I decided to see if she would still ride around on my shoulders like she would a year ago. Annmarie said Chance did not like it but she did wag her tail the whole time. She also grabbed onto my shoulder and chest so she did not fall off.

I had 22 chickens at the beginning of the week. I know this as I had just counted them for my chicken tracker. I try and count them at the beginning of the month so I have an accurate number. Last night I was sleeping downstairs when Annmarie came running down hollering that there was a chicken dying outside. I did not prep for this and coming out of dead sleep there are several things that have to happen, grab eyeglasses, footwear needs to be donned (slippers), pistol needs to be grabbed, spare clip of ammo (slip that into the top of underwear), large 300k candle floodlight (found in top of closet), then cycle action to load pistol, turn on laser and get outside! This time I knew to go right towards the chicken coop and when I shined the light alongside the coop there was a raccoon on the backside of the coop running sideways. I was only able to get off two shots before it went behind the chicken coop. I ran around the front of the coop, passed a dead black feathered Turken chicken on the ground, opened the gate and ran out into the ram pasture looking for a raccoon. I could not find it! I shined the light into the tree, up the dry creek bed, over by the barn and got nothing. I was pretty sure I did not hit anything, the raccoon was a long ways away, 80-100 feet. I need to start practicing those long shots. I say this to myself in the middle of the night but during the day I always find things to do other than practice with the pistol. I put the two other alive chickens into the coop, they were hanging outside the auto chicken door. I headed back to the house and the dead chicken was gone!

I was certain that the raccoon had circled around behind me and came back to steal the chicken carcass. I was less than happy but at the same time impressed with my adversary. After some choice directional language toward the creek bed I headed back to the house and stumbled on the dead chicken, it was alive! It had gotten up and walked away from its deathbed. I spent five minutes trying to catch the thing and it would not let me grab it. I was starting to get cold since I was only in my underwear. I told the chicken it was going to make excellent raccoon bait and went back into the house. I laid the pistol and light on the washing machine and set my slippers by the back door. On further pondering I should have worn my new rubber boots out into the mud, not my slippers.

I went back to bed with the wife and two hours later she was shaking me and hollering that a chicken was dying. This time I was ready! I shot out of bed, ran right to the laundry room and grabbed the arsenal and tools while running for the chicken coop. The raccoon was in the chicken yard and there is only one exit so I knew where it was going to come out. I started banging away as soon as it came out the yard entrance and had it down by the time it got to the hillside. After ensuring that it was dead I looked for the wounded chicken and could only find feathers.

During the day I kept looking for the black turken chicken, I have two of them and could only spot one. Tonight I went out to get eggs after dark and counted the chickens. I had both turkeys, so the raccoon bait lived! Unfortunately, the raccoon had managed to kill and remove two other chickens that did not have the lung capacity or brains to holler for help. I will now be enclosing the top of the chicken yard enclosure so that no predator can climb up the fence and down into the yard and I am going to add a second solar powered chicken door to the yard that has a light sensor that faces West, the auto chicken door on the coop faces North. My hope is the even if the coop door closes the chickens will be inside the yard by the time the yard door closes so the raccoons cannot pick them off. I lose the most chickens on the entrance to the coop as they are just slow and don’t make it in before the door shuts and I never check to ensure they all made it inside. Chickens take 8 months before they start laying eggs, I cannot keep feeding the raccoons. We just started getting 8-10 eggs a day on now 20 pullets. The new door will be here in ten days, here’s hoping I can keep the chickens alive that long.

Smattering of oddities

There are times when a week of little things turns out to be an amazing week of accomplishments. This is not normal but it is fulfilling mostly due to its novelty. This week was such a thing. My air plant is blooming which is a first for me! I usually have a hard time keeping them alive but this year I have managed to keep six kicking and one doing well.

On Monday, the plumber came out to look at our instant hot water propane tank. We have been getting an error code for months now that will turn off the propane so there is no hot water. We figured out that stopping the demand or limiting it minimized your chance of losing hot water. Eventually, you just needed to shower faster so the hot water did not disappear. It was at a point where it needed to be corrected. I had dug some carbon out of the exhaust but could not figure out how to get inside of the heater. The plumber tore it apart and discovered that the squirrel fan that blows the air was full of dead flies. Not only was the fan full of dead flies, there was a paste of dead flies inside the fan housing and on the sensor unit. All of that was cleaned and reassembled and the hot water heater has been amazing ever since! This is a way cheaper fix than replacing the instant tank.

Tuesday, Sarah called in the late afternoon to say that one of the sheep had been attacked and something was hanging out. I came home and walked out to the ram pasture. Yep, one of the lambs, 5 month old, had crawled through some metal and cut open its stomach. It unfortunately had knicked the bowel also so I had to put it down. Not a great outcome but it is no longer suffering. I took it up to the boneyard that day. It’s too hot to leave anything dead near the house.

Thursday, I started working on converting the 20V DeWalt charger into a 12V power supply base. I gutted the charger and then had to cut holes in the plastic for the 12V regulator to be visible. Cutting holes in plastic with the a Dremel tool resulted in a lot of melting cuts. My only current problem is the screws are not designed to go through two layers of plastic. As dusty as the barn is I need the top clear piece installed. I will have to go to the hardware store and see if I can find longer bolts. The only thing left is to remove the solder from the battery terminals so I can solder on new ones to convert the battery to a power supply. I just need to finish that last piece and then I can mount it in the barn and start wiring the barn for 12V LED light strings. I am going to have five strings and they will be controlled from a switch bank next to the battery. I also picked up three Banty hens from a neighbor who died recently. We agreed to take care of them.

Friday, Annmarie called about a new pellet grill she had found for 50% off. Most people have already purchased their summer grill and ours had just died last week. So we got it strapped down into the back of the pickup and Annmarie told me to just use the tractor and a pallet to move it around.

Saturday, I cleaned off the back porch and pulled out the dead grill. Once I had a spot cleaned I got the tractor and pallet level with the tailgate and rolled the grill onto the pallet, strapped it down and brought it around to the side yard. I was able to roll it right up to the back porch. There was some finagling to get it up the three stairs by myself but I got it done without dumping the grill over on its side. I then had to start it up and do a 30 minute burn to clean it all out. I tossed the old grill in the trash. We had a 1.5 yard dumpster delivered this week and I filled it up from the net wrap in the barn. I have the big barn cleaned out and have started in on emptying the lamb shed but I ran out of room. I was also able to find the skirting table that had gotten stashed out in the old chicken coop. I had been looking for the thing all week and that was literally the only place left to look.

Sunday, I set up two leg traps in my mother-in-law’s front yard for raccoons. She has several coming up to the front porch now to eat cat food. So we will see how the traps perform. I cannot have them come up to the house and start snacking on our chickens. I set up the skirting table in the yard so that Annmarie can wash alpaca fiber and lay it out to dry. I also cleaned the main windows downstairs inside and out. I like looking out them. It’s really too hot to be outside for any length of time. So I went upstairs and glued on all the magnets for our fabric frames to cover up the storage closet. We should be able to start working on those this week.

All in all it was a lot of things that got marked off the to do list and I am happy.

Predators 8, Farm 3

It’s that time of year again, to count how many animals we have lost to predators. We had one calf drown in the flash flood and that is not counted against the predators. We have lost no other cows.

The sheep are another story. We have lost two lambs so far. One we just found the remains of in field four this week. I had been smelling it for a week but could not find it. The smell would come and go and was hard to pinpoint. Annmarie was putting in the sheep with the puppy on a lead and she spotted a buzzard! When the buzzard jumped off, so full it could not fly, she walked over to the skin and a few bones. The other one was last week, we had one with a broken back. I blame the cougar for this one. We had a cougar go through the property that morning and we think the sheep panicked and it somehow broke its back. I had to put it down. The cougar has not passed through again but it is concerning so we will be catching all of the sheep this upcoming weekend to tag and band everyone and get an accurate count of all of the lambs.

The chickens so far I have lost 6 this year. They are random disappearances and every month I count the number left at some point. I put it on my egg counting sheet so I can calculate the productivity rate of the chickens. We know the chickens are the victims of the raccoons. So far we have dispatched three raccoons but there are at least two more still roaming the place.

I need some more target practice with my 22 pistol. The wife is a better shot with the lever action 30-30. I keep telling her that a pistol is not designed to shoot 75 feet, she keeps telling me what my excuse is when its close. Hence the reason I need more practice.